Bunny Bandits!!!

Ok, so some of you might’ve heard of the Bunny Bandits. If not, they are a group JuJu randomly created a long time ago on CP, like in  2007. They kind of split up because back then I didnt have any connections…but now we can bring them up again! They are basically an army. Heres what they do. They mob the pizza parlor and coffee shop, annoy people, have wars with other armies, and stick together as a team. If you want to become a Bunny Bandit here are the rules:

DO’S
~you must have a pair of bunny ears (doesn’t matter what color)
~you must be a shade of green but not dark green! Dark green is the color for leaders to wear. Sorry xP
~you MUST have Idonotsmell on your buddy list. His igloo is our HQ! and he isn’t a member so it won’t be on the map…even if he was a member, nobody would be stupid enough to put it on the map. Weirdos might show up.
~you can only be a member of two other armies! if you join too many it will be too confusing with the differnt schedules.
~you have to follow ALL of the requirements for the Uniform! {See below}
~ When we post an Invasion to be scheduled, you must respond AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE! We kick people off for not commenting, or for saying they can come and then not coming! We have had several flops and the meetings are really fun and cool, so we dont want to waste our time posting if nobody is coming.

DONT’S
~Please, you can’t be a bunny bandit when group leaders aren’t around. (dont hate us! this is so that you dont add other bunnys or make your own gang of bunnys without our permission first!)
~You must NOT wear dark green. (this is just to help the leaders to stick out, so don’t take it personally.)
~When you arrive at the meeting, Don’t Be Late. We usually hang around at the Dock (or wherever the first meeting place happens to be) for 10 of 15 minutes to wait, but after that, boom, we’re off. You can join in later but we will probably take pictures, and come on, don’t miss the fun. xD Plus, don’t keep us hanging around waiting for too long. xP
~DON’T QUIT! It will be fun! 😆

UNIFORM
{If you don’t have one or more of the needed uniform and still want to join, tell us, and we will put your name on reserve. We’ll just wait until you get the missing clothes and then you will be an official Bunny Bandit. The Bunny Ears are given out almost every Easter, but if you don’t have them, you can temporarily substitute with a bunny shirt or bunny slippers if you have them. Also, any bunny ears from the catalog will work.} The Bunny Bandits always wear a funny, corny, and unrevealing costume on a raid. The following items are absolutely mandatory. You can spice it up with a scarf or a pair of shoes, but you have to wear these clothes in order for it to be the official uniform:

* Bunny ears (doesn’t matter what color)
* Superhero mask, eyepatch, sunglasses, or any other type of mask/goggles/glasses
* A weapon of some sort, like a fishing rod, a hockey stick, or paddleball. (Basically, a Hand Item that isn’t stupid like a bracelet or something)
* A Body Item like a shirt or apron. {ABSOLUTELY NO BATHING SUITS OR NINJA BELTS UNLESS IT IS THE ONLY BODY ITEM YOU POSSESS.}

Sample Uniforms

The above two pictures are a couple examples for what the bunny members can wear. A shade of green that isn’t the dark green, the bunny ears, the mask…you can mix & match whatever you want and members can go all high tech with the sunglasses and the leather jacket. Just don’t forget the necessary clothing items in the list above.

THE BUNNY BANDITS’ WAR SONG (This is what happens when JuJu gets bored, lol!)
We are brave and we are strong,
this is the Bunny Bandit song!
We’ll take your coins and eat your hair,
the Bunny Bandits don’t play fair!
We destroy and rip stuff apart,
the Bunny Bandits break your heart!
When you see the crowd of penguins run,
watch out, the Bunnys are no fun!
If footsteps and this song you hear,
beware! The Bunny guys are near!
When you see the long-eared group you fear,
beware! The Bunny Bandits are here!

THE BUNNY BANDITS’ WAR CHANT
I have no idea, what do you guys think it should be? I sort of like “PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! PANTS!” and then we all fart. Tell us what you think.

HQ 
Idonotsmell is a penguin whose igloo is our HQ. If you need to add him please comment a date and time and Madi will make arrangements! Also, we might have a special day where you can add him! He might also be at meetings for the first few minutes!

EMOTICON CODE
Moon-and-Star emote: go to the HQ (push E and N to make it)
Sun emote: sneak attack….*slinks into room wearing black cape and ninja mask* (push E and D)
Puffle emote: Retreat!!! (E and P) When retreating, run away (outside if you’re indoors, or just follow one of the Leaders if you’re already outside) and wait for further commands.
Igloo emote:That person needs to die in a hole. (E and I) say the username before the emote!! Ex: “PingoPower *igloo emote*” (Apologies to any penguins with the name PingoPower. I just needed a name for an example.)
Chocolate Ice Cream emote: DECLARATION OF WAR! (E and W) this means, head to the snow forts and prepare to fight. It is very extreme.
Cake Emote: SURROUND THE ENEMY AND FART!! (E and T) credit to Poppymelt for this idea. 🙂 I might yell out a username first, like, “PingoPower *farts*” if it’s just one penguin. But if it’s a lot of people, just go stand by a person or all around the group and start farting. If, however, it’s not a specific penguin/group, it’s Randomize Fart. That means, go find someone, stalk them, and fart.
Flower Emote: Snowball Attack!!!! (In default list, or E and F) Just throw snowballs everywhere  – at people, at the wall, on the ground, but not at each other, please. xD

Main Servers (Not in any particular order)
~Toboggan
~Deep Freeze
~Sasquatch
NOTE: we’re not going on Bunny Hill unless every other server is full *snickers*
This is because there may be other armies who use bunnys…and they will probably use that server. We don’t want any fights and remember, it’s fun to be different.

ALLIES
Lime Green Bunnies (Wexfief’s army) http://lgbarmy.wordpress.com/

Leaders
JuJu (11 Oreo 11)
Skwirt (Skwirt621)

Bunnys
Fcel (KyKy)
Floppyj10
Jonaslove456 (Madi)
Flubby123456
Slippey50833
Cowtail5
Annika1111
Ashley DI
Flabbergasted
Emmers5487rox
Samimima
On Hold: R2Jay1 – Waiting to get Bunny Ears; Kayla29336 – Waiting to get Bunny Ears

When we have meetings, make sure you’re at the following pages: Chitter-Chatter  and/or our xat chat (www.xat.com/funkytwins), and this page here for the Emote Code. Some of the things we would like to say on CP to each other may not come through. Also, we can talk in secret! *muahahaha* Plus, if one of the Leaders does the Moon-and-Star Emote and instead of reporting back the HQ they start firing snowballs everywhere, it just won’t work.

We are the one and only group of Funkytwins’ fantastically awesome BUNNY BANDITS!!!! YAY!!!!

(By the way, the Bunny Bandit’s one goal is to have fun and bother people. 🙂 And there’s another group of Bunny Bandits out there too, and we didn’t know anything about them. xD We didn’t copy them or anything, JuJu just thought of the name a while ago, and we use it too. If there are any other CP armies out there already called the Bunny Bandits too, well, uh that’s great?)

So what do you think? Are you up for a Challenge? Join Us today!

P.S. We spell our plural name like this: Bunnys. Proper language is for squares.
P.P.S. If you want to be allies, comment and ask. We won’t just ally with any old person who asks, you have to be nice to us and we need to do stuff together sometimes. For example, we won’t be your ally if u “collect” armies. We wont be your allies if ur mean to us. We can’t be allies if u have ur own group and your part of the Bunnys cause I dont see how that will work…it will get too confusing. So if you wanna be allies, comment and be our friends, not hit-scamming-army-collecting-mean-buttburns-evil-little-popularity-crazy-freakazoids.
P.P.P.S. Don’t copy us!!! Please do NOT take our song, code, HQ, or costume (excpet for the ears of course) and claim them as your own idea. You may use the name if you absolutely must, we can’t stop you, but seriously, don’t impost any of us indivdually. If you do use our name, please don’t at least take our awesome B-u-n-n-y-s spelling of the plural. But don’t use our name unless you actually have to!!! Some more good bunny-related names are the Blue Bunnies, Black Bunnies, Brown Bunnies, Bunny Bashers, Rabid Rabbits, Rabbit Raiders, Fearful Fluffy, Carrot-Consuming Carnivores…don’t restrict yourself. And what about making an army of crabs, mooses, birds, or sheep? Don’t try to steal our name, it just shows how cheap you are that you can’t make up one yourself! 😉

P.P.P.P.S. WHEN WE HAVE MISSION WE WILL MAKE A POST ON OUR HOME PAGE. UNDERNEATH THE HEADLINE IS THE WORD COMMENT. CLICK THAT AND GO TO THE LITTE BOX WHERE YOU COMMENT! AND COMMENT! AND WHEN I SAY COMMENT I MEAN COMMENT WHETHER OR NOT YOU CAN COME. DONT JUST NOT SHOW IF YOU CAN’T COME. TELL US FIRST. SADLY AS MANY OF YOU NO WE ARE VERY STRICT ON ATTENDANCE. SO IF YOU DO NOT TELL US THAT YOU CAN’T OR CAN COME THEN YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO ATTEND THE REST OF THE MEETINGS. WE ALSO DO NOT ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS, CHECKS AND LAME EXCUSES LIKE “I FORGOT.” SORRY IF THIS IS MEAN BUT WE ALWAYS HAVE SO MUCH FUN AT THE MISSIONS!!! I MEAN THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF THE BUNNYS AND ALL AND IF YOU CANT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY THEN FINE! DONT JOIN AT ALL!!!!! (Yes we already said this, we would like to make sure you understand how important it is to us! You wanna join, then you better be ready to commit. This ins’t something you can just blow off, buster.) OK WE LOVE YOU ALL HUGS AND KISSES!!!!!

Thanks, Don’t forget to comment if you would like to join!!!
*JuJu* and Skwirt ❤