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# The Angry Page O_o

Yeah we know it’s weird. BUT a lot of people think Disney is ruining Club Penguin, so here you can yell at Disney all you want! And you can also talk about what else is makes you mad. School, Disney, Twilight, Disney, mean people, Twilight, Disney, Justin Beiber, Twilight, school, bullies, Twilight, Justin Beiber, Ozzy haters, Justin Beiber, Twilight…

But please take the following info into account:

Ok, so we’ve kinda grown up.  You can swear in moderation, like you can say “sucks” “hell” and
“bee-yotch” but we don’t tolerate anything beyond that.  ESPICIALLY the uses of the word “retard.” Thats quite offensive,  just to let you know.  It’s Ok the say ‘Oh my God’ just please CAPITILIZE the “God.” Because He’s awesome and deserves to have His name capitilized.  We don’t care if you are another religion, we respect your beliefs so please respect ours.  Any other words you can bleep out with **** or whatever.
And be sure that you are NOT racist or religiously prejudiced!! This is not a place to discriminate other people! This is just where you can complain about your big brother eating all the cake, or something like that!

BY THE WAY-

Here at Funkytwins we thoroughly applaud any rants against Justin Beiber and anything that has to do with Twilight (particularly Jaco…I don’t want to say his name). Please don’t rant about Harry Potter being bad or stupid because we LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE the Harry Potter series and will get really pissed off if you do. We know it’s all about respecting opinions, so if you must have to yell about HP, we probably won’t (no promises) edit it out but you’re sure to get yelled at.

1. ### funkytwinssaid

where do i start? mrs. phair, math, homework, school, cat, disney, memberships……
lol

• ### Skwirtsaid

WAIT CAT?? I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A TWIGER WHEN YOU GROW UP???

• ### Brittanysaid

hi guys heres more hate and anger for u i want this to be seen so here we go
(clears throat)
(cracks knuckles)
I better go if I wanna not be grounded bye.

• ### Brittany (a.k.a. ivy7777)said

Good news!
*takes deep breath*
JUSTIN BEIBER GOT ARRESTED!!!
*PARTIES*

• ### brittany (a.k.a. ivy7777 or bigtiny4)said

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I HATE U DISNEY Y U GOTTA SPEND UR BAD *** ****IN LIFE FRIGGIN PICKIN ON LITTLE KIDS WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO YOU SERIOUSLY ****IN DISNEY WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM! AND I HATE HOW IM TWO YEARS YOUNGER THEN EVERYONE IN MY CLASS AND JUST FOR THAT THIS FRIGGIN MEAN GIRL CAME UP AND STOOD NEXT TO ME AND MEH FRIENDS ANDNSHES LIKE “BLAH, IMMA LITTLE KID, BARNEY, BARNEY, BARNEY!!” SO I BEAT HER UP. DONTMESSWIFMEH. BLAH. AND SHE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME. I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER. I HATE TWILIGHT FANS!! ALL MEH FAV SHOWS R ****IN CANCELLED TOO. I HATE SUMMER CAMP WN I ALWAYSBGET CALLED A SMALL CHILD. AND ITS SO UNFAIR. IFV UR YOUNGER THEN U GET IN TROUBLE FOR SAYING SOMEONES ANNOYING. BUT IF UR OLDER YOU CAN CALL SOMEONE A ***** AND NOT GET IN TROUBLE. **** U REBECCA FOR BEING SO D@MN FORGIVABLE. I HATE THE IDEA OF CADENCE, I HATE CPD TERRIBLE NEW FILTERS YOU CANT EVEN SAY OH MY GOD. I HATE IT WHEN EVERYONE THINKS JULIAN2 IS A GIRL, I AM BORED OD THINKNOODLES AND IM MAD AT HIM FOR HIS PRANK THAT VIDEO BETTER GET ALOT OF DISLIKES **** TO YOUTUBE FOR NOT RECOMMENDING MY VIDEOS I MEAN COME ON HOW ELSE IS A GIRL SUPPOSED TO GET VIEWS I HATE HOW MY PARENTS TREAT ME LIKE SH*T AND ALL THAT FRIGGIN CRAP WHY CANT I JUST HAVE LOVE IN MY HOUSE AND ABOUT BEING CALLED LITTLE, MY 14TH BDAY IS COMING UP AND THE MEAN GIRL IS COMIN BC SHES MY BFFS SISTER!!!!!
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PS I HATE HOW PPL THINK IM CRAZY FOR LIKING MILEY CYRUS GRRRRRR

• ### Brittany (a.k.a. Ivy7777 or like I will tell u)said

Rolling ze vocalez… P.S. if you read my comment you may learn my secrets…
Its in the palm of your hands now baby…
Its a yes or a no no maybe…
Just be sure…
Before you give it all to me…
It all to me…
All to me…
SO U WANNA PLAY WITH MAGIC
BOY U SHOULD KNOW WUT CHU FALLING FOR
BABY TO YA DARE TO DO DIS
CUZ IM COMIN AT CHU LIKE A DARK HORSE…
A PERFECT STORM PERFECT STORM
CUZ ONCE UR MINE ONCE UR MINE
there’s no goin bak…

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• ### Katie lera (the real brittany)said

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My youtube channel is Katie Lera if you want to help out with my only 4 subs… sorry about the ad but I NEED subs!!!!

I LIKE PIE
o wait i was supposed to be angry oops
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I HATE PIE

3. ### funkytwinssaid

*gasp* u hate PIE????? hate math!!! math is hateable!!!

4. ### Wexfiefsaid

I like Math! 😆 dude. NOT COOL MAN.

Can we block the cursing like this : ****?
JUJU SAYS: that is fine BUT u have 2 do it yourself and not wait for JuJu or Skwirt to do that!!!!

5. ### Wexfiefsaid

I hate you Disney! Go die in a hole! You have no life, picking on little kids!

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6. ### JuJusaid

i is mad ats wexfief bcuz he is being a turdpie.

BUT DISNEY IS POOPHOLE!!!!

7. ### flubby123456said

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8. ### JuJusaid

YES!!!!! YES U Is A TURDPIE U POOPHOLE GNATBRAIN!!!! U NO GIVES JUJU PASSWORD TO BETA HAT DUDE

9. ### JuJusaid

disney has to go dig a dying hole and die!

10. ### JuJusaid

fall in a pit and die disney

11. ### Yarury-Click My Name-said

WELL GO DIGG A BIG HUGE HOLE AT DISNEY LAND, AND IT’LL FALL DOWN 😆
This is Madi and ya disney land is exactly like cp. Expensive. Crowded. And overated.

12. ### funkytwinssaid

This is Madi and I would like to say this.
ehem. (cracks knuckles)

To- Disney

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GO FALL DOWN A PIT AND DIE CUZ U NEED A LIFE AND NOT THE ONE U HAVE RIGHT NOW CUZ THATS A ****IN KINDA LIFE PICKIN ON LITLE KIDS AND OLDER KIDS TAKIN THEIR MONEY SO THEY CAN HAVE FUN ONLINE AND U NO WAT? CP IS GETTING LESS AND LESS FUN SO HERES A SHOVEL. GO DIG UR SELF A DYING HOLE OR U CAN GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND GET SPIDERS UP UR BUTTCRACK FOR ALL I CARE SO SERIOUSLY GO **** ON A POOP CUZ EVENTUALLY PEOPLE ARE GONNA REALIZE THAT THEY DONT WANNA SPEND ANY MONEY ON CP ANYMORE AND HAVE U HEARD OF THE RECCESSION? PEOPLE ARE SCARED TO BUY AN EXTRA CAN OF BEANS SO WHY SHOULD THEY SPEND MONEY ON CP???? GO DIE IN A HOLE CUZ WE CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!
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• ### Ashley DIsaid

I had this on my mind…

GO DIG A HOLE UNTIL YOUR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EARTH.THEM CLIMB UR WAY BACK UP. THEN COME TO ME DISNEY, SO I CAN KICK UR BUTT AND MAKE YOU FALL DOWN INTO THE DEEP DARK HOLE. DISNEY, YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE TRILLONAIRES, I DO!!!!! DISNEY DESERVES TO HAVE LOTS OF CATS IN A BATHROOM SIZED APARTMENT. WITHOUT A SWEEPER, SO YOU PUKE UP HAIRBALLS AND UR CLOTHES ARE COVERED IN HAIR SO YOU LOOK LIKE A CAT URSELF. DISNEY THINKS THEY ARE SOO GOOD THAT THEY CAN CHARGE LITTLE KIDS MONEY TO HAVE FUN, TO ME THAT DESERVES A FINGER SHAKING IN YOUR FACE! NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY DISNEY!

• ### elizabeth456789said

lol that cracks me up and it is true gtg ttyl

• ### red44223said

lol ashley so so true XD

• ### like i will tell usaid

About the finger… is it the middle one?

• ### clubpenguinkatiesaid

i just thought:
EVERYONE SHIPS JILAC IT IS SO ANNOYING JULIAN CANT BE WITH LILAC HE FOURTEEN AND SHES SEVENTEEN I MEAN SRSLY THEY WERE POSTING STUPID PICTURES ON INSTAGRAM AND ITS LIKE DUDE STOP WE I MEAN I KNOW ITS FAKE NOT THOSE IDIOTS THAT ARE WILLING TO SHIP ANY TWO PEOPLE THEY SEE TALKING!! JILAC. IS. NOT. REAL!! DID THEY NOT SEE #JilacIsSoRealAndTotallyNotFakeAndWeDontJustLikeLaughingAtYou IT IS A JOKE!!!!! I HATE HOW MY FRIENDS THINK IM INSANE FOR GOING ON A SITE CALLED CHICKEN SMOOTHIE I MEAN I LIKE BEING CALLED INSANE BUT NOT LIKE THAT COME ON AND IF YOURE GONNA SHIP SHIP CRACK JACK AND CRICKET FROM CLAWS NOT JILAC JILAC IS JUST A JOKE LIKE THE KINDGUY THING IT WAS A JOKE GONE TOO FAR!! AND DISNEY HAD ANOTHER AD PARTY THE MUPPETS THEYVE HAD A TEEN BEACH MOVIE PARTY A SHAKE IT UP PARTY AN ADVENTURE TIME PARTY AND NOW THIS CRAP? CP IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN AD FREE SITE ALTHOUGH IM NOT SURPRISED THAT THEY BROKE THE PROMISES SINCE THEYRE DISNEY BUT THEY STOPPED TGHE APRIL FOOLS PARTY TWICE AND CP IS SUPPOSED TO BE MADE UP NOW WERE GETTING DOG AND CAT PUFFLES AND DINO PUFFLES COME ON DISNEY UR NOT EVER WORTH OUR TIME, OUR MONEY, OUR FEELINGS, OR OUR EFFORT. AND REMEMBER KIDS,
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JILAC!!!

13. ### JuJusaid

wow madi!!! im so proud of u!

my turn!

DISNEY. TAKE. MONEY. FROM. LITTLE KIDS.

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SERIOUSLY!!!! NEWS FLASH!!!! CLUB PENGUIN WAS SOOOO MUCH MORE BETTER LAST YEAR BCUZ MINICLIP WAS IN CHARGE! AND NOW F***ING DISNEY BOUGHT IT AND THEYRE CHEATING KIDS OUT OF THEIR MONEY JUST SO THEY CAN HAVE FUN ONLINE! U SAY IN UR EMAILS THAT U UNDERSTAND IT CAN BE FRUSTRATING. BUT U DONT GET IT, DO YOU? WE DONT HATE MEMBERS! WE HATE YOU! WERE TIRED OF SENDING EMAILS AND WERE TIRED OF HAVING PROTESTS BCUZ U DONT CARE! ALL U WANT IS MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!!! SO WHY DO I GO ON CLUB PENGUIN STILL? BCUZ I FEEL ITS MY JOB (dont ask y i just feel this way) TO MAKE CLUB PENGUIN REALLY FUN AND REALLY SAFE! AND LISTEN HERE, SH** BAGS, U SAY ITS YOUR FIRST PROIORITY TO MAKE CP SAFE AND FUN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? UR RUINING IT!MADI IS RIGHT! NOBODY COULD AFFORD AN EFFING CAN OF BEANS SO HOW DO U EXPECT US TO SPEND OUR HARD-EARNED MONEY ON STUPID OLD YOU?

• ### JuJusaid

that felt goood.

• ### like i will tell usaid

They promised a ad free site now all there parties are ads

• ### like i will tell usaid

Ok so I want my comment to be seen so I’m doing it up here wut I hate:
My disney rants:
WUT IS RONG WITH FUKIN DISNEY TAKIN MONEY FROM LITTLE KIDS THERES PROB A STAMP FOR PAYIN AND ALSO THEY PROMISED NO ADS NOW ALL THEIR FUKIN PARTIES R ADS WUT IS RONG WITH THEM AND THEY ENCOURAGE THOSE FUK IN LITTLE RATS THEY CALL POOKIES AND ALL THAT CRAP TO ACT LIKE A BABY EVEN THOUGH THERE LIKE THIRTEEN AND THEY DO TONS OF STUFF AGAINST THE RULSES AND THEY NEVER GET BANNED FOR EXAMPLE EVERYONE WANTS SOMETHING TO DO WITH A TUM TUM BABY AND THATS AGAINST THE RULES AND THEY NO IT BUT DISNEY SUPPORTS POOKIES AND THEY MAKE UP WORDS LIKE MUMU DUH DUH BIGGY WISTA BIGGY BWODER UPPIE HWI WEWO WELLO WEALLY PWEASE ADWOPT MWE AND ALL THAT SHIT AND THEY SUPPORT PREPS LIKE PUTS MANGO TANGO LIP GLOSS ON AND CRAP LIKE THAT AND IGLOO MANIACS AND WUT THEHELL WAS DISNEY THINKING WEN THEY PUT IN THAT LIKE BUTTON
My tv rants:
WHY ARE ALL MY FAV SHOWS FUKIN CANCELLED AND WHY DO THOSE FRIGGIN ANNOYING LITTLE KID SHOWS ALWAYS COME ON I SWEAR IF I SEE ONE MORE IM GONNA FUKIN SCREAM
Others:
IM SO FUKIN PISSED OFF WEN PPL SAY THEY HATE JUSTIN BIEBER HE DOESNT SING LIKE A GIRL HE SINGS PERFECT SO IF U DONT LIKE HIM SHUT THE FUK UP!!!!!!

• ### like i will tell usaid

u guys have no idea how good that felt 🙂

• ### Brittany (a.k.a. Ivy7777 or bigtiny4)said

Lol sorry about that jb thing I left my computer alone and my sis typed dat.

14. ### funkytwinssaid

YAY!!! GOOD JOB JUJU!!!

16. ### funkytwinssaid

Dude it is Ky Ky in ze his house And I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to say that (says very loud and fast)
I hate Disney u know it should go sit in a paper bag and die o in a hole then……….. we should go poop on it and say words JuJu dosent like while eating swish cheese and watching the world die in a hole then we will take at T.v. remote and hit our heads with it and we will die !!!!!!!

THE END

P.S. This is Ky Ky the awesome master or awesome I am the one you have all been waiting for I am the awesome Fcel!!!!!!

p.s. POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

17. ### funkytwinssaid

go die in a hole kyky i am the awesome master of all things!!! (aka KING JULIEN)

18. ### Slippey50833said

YAH! DISNEY STINKS! CLUB PENGUIN WAS A LOT BETTER AND FUNNER BEFORE YOU GOT YOUR GRUBBY HANDS ON IT! WHY DON’T YOU JUST LEAVE CLUB PENGUIN CAUSE DISNEY STINKS!!!

I don’t know if I got a little carried away..

19. ### Slippey50833said

I’m glad I didn’t get into cursing…

20. ### Slippey50833said

BUT YAH, DIE IN A HOLE!

21. ### Annika1111said

WHAT THE F*** DISNEY!!!!!! DISNEY HAS WAY TOO MANY THINGS THAT THEY TOOK OVER, I MEAN LIKE NEXT THING YOU KNOW DISNEY IS GONNA TAKE OVER MY WARDROBE AND IM GONNA HAVE TO WEAR STUPID MICKEY MOUSE PANTS! RED IS NOT MY COLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE OLD CP WAS WAYYYYYYYY BETTER! X-(

• ### saka98said

Yeah u know Disney is gonna make me wear a beta hat, green sunglasses,blue backpack,black hoodie, and the rarest shoes. That does not look good on me. Realy bad. Pretty soon…Banning everyone for no reason!

• ### like i will tell usaid

And a sofia the first party AHHHHHHHH I HATE SOFIA THE FIRST KICK ****IN DISNEY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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23. ### JuJusaid

i look terrible in stripes. but red looks good on me, it matches my hair. and green looks perfecto on meh. brings out my eyes. la la lala. WAIT! i am suupposed to be angry!

*ahreemmm*
*straightens glasses*
*cracks knuckles*

I HATE STRIPED PANTS THEY R SOOOO STUPID!!!!!!! I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!!!!!

yeah. i rock.

• ### JuJusaid

wait why did I say that? red looks horrible on me! xD I fail.

right…anger….

I HATE RED CLOTHES, AND I HATE MY EYES BECAUSE THEY’RE ACTUALLY GREEN BUT THEY LOOK HAZEL. I HATE MR. TRACY, I HATE MATH HOMEWORK, I HATE OBSESSED TWILIGHT FANS, I HATE HOW HARRY POTTER DOESN’T GET THE RESPECT IT DESERVES, I HATE HOW ON AMERICA’S GOT TALENT PIERS IS ALWAYS SO MEAN TO ME, I HATE THE JAPANESE WHALERS THAT KILL WHALES ILLEGALLY, I HATE HOW MY HAIR IS FRIZZY AND STUPID, I HATE HOW I HAVE TO WEAR A BRACE, I HATE MY TEETH, I HATE THE COLD WEATHER, I HATE THE HOT WEATHER, AND I HATE HOW PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF MY LOVE FOR SNAPE!

*sighs happily*
Madi says- Julia, I love you. ❤ xD

24. ### Annika1111said

actually red does look good on me but only if im wearing a red shirt, or using a red purse, or wearing red shoes, but no red pants! sure colored pants are the style but only skiny jeans should be colored, unless you want to look like a clown! i guess i do look good in everything! 😆

• ### i dont care about namessaid

ahem dsney is the best site in the world and i mean sience they took over clubpenguin it is the ultimate best and u should say good things about disney so shame on u ppls!

p.s. it is opposite day
p.p.s. Not opposite day disney sucks (classified)

• ### like i will tell usaid

Read that caps as letters and yell this as loud as u can YIP on my new princess dress

25. ### Annika1111said

😯 😯

p.s. i actually i love this face——-> 😯

26. ### Annika1111said

wait this is a hate page so i guess i hate this face —–> 😯

27. ### Annika1111said

wow its a love/hate relationship now im shocked 😯
lol 😆

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31. ### Annika1111said

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32. ### Annika1111said

o btw i added u on my blog roll

33. ### JuJusaid

lol anika ur really funny i will add u 2 but i have to do it l8r

wow

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• ### Brittany (a.k.a. Ivy7777 or bigtiny4)said

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38. ### slippey50833said

LOL, that was fun!

39. ### JuJusaid

i know isnt it?

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40. ### irockudontsaid

its me losers and i dont like this site. and this is the ANGRY page so i can say that all i want. Juju and Madi and Ky Ky and Skwirt are all losers and Madi’s pictures are terrible. And juju’s posts are terrible and skwirt does nothin and so does kyky
Madi says- I no i shouldnt have approved this but i wanted u guys to see it… JERK. MY PICTURES ARE BETTER THAN ANY OF UR FIANACE JOB STUFF. *tears*
JuJu says: yeah well why dont u go marry a dog and sniff a squid-butt and fall in a hole!!!! then die!!!

• ### slippey50833said

DONT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT JUJU, SKWIRT, MADI, OR KY KY! YOU ASLO BETTER NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME, BETTER HOPE WE DON’T MEET IN A DARK ALLEY, PUNK!

• ### Ashley DIsaid

HOW COULD U?!?! THIS IS THE GREATEST SITE EVER!!!! U R JUST JEALOUS OF THEM, SO GET OUT OF ALL OF OUR LIVES. U DESERVE NOTHING BUT POOP AND AND HAIRY SPIDERS, SO OCE UR IN JUJU’S HOLE WE WILL POOP ON U AND POUR SPIDERS ON UR FAT BUTT.

P.S that felt good

• ### JuJusaid

cheer up madi, hes jealous of our awesomeness. he cant even take pictures on his suckish finace joint.

LOL

• ### i dont care about namessaid

that is mean do not mess with my ppls even though nvm peace!

• ### i dont care about namessaid

and technically it is the Angry Page

• ### Samimimimasaid

YOU SAY THIS SITE IS BAD? JUST WAIT TIL YOU SEE YOUR FACE WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU!!! YOU MAY NOT EVEN HAVE A FACE! I TAKE KARATE AND AM THE STRONGEST GIRL IN MY SCHOOL! IF ANYONE MESSES WITH THIS SITE…

• ### like i will tell usaid

IF U THINK UR ****IN GOOD ENOUGH TO ****IN LEAVE THAT ****IN COMMENT IM GONNA ****IN JACK U UP U *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• ### Brittany (a.k.a. Ivy7777 or bigtiny4)said

*cries* NOBODY disses the funkytwins team! Can I be a mod so I can do something with this loser?

41. ### The Penguinsaid

I hate paying memberships too. Seriously.

42. ### Flabbergastedsaid

irokcudont should go dig a hole in Finland and fall in! then ill berry you and you’ll suffocate to death! MWHAHAHA

43. ### Flabbergastedsaid

wow im a lil devil

• ### JuJusaid

that is FREAKY!!!!! FINLAND!!!!!! MADI ITS FINLAND LOL

• ### Brittany (a.k.a. Ivy7777 or bigtiny4)said

xD today we were talking about finland and everyone was like omg they didn’t draw the dying holes.

44. ### funkytwinssaid

i like the finland part. LOL JUJU REMEMBER FINLAND? hmmmm… i think about finland a lot…. why is it called finland?? do they eat fins? i think about finland because I HAVE NOTHIN ELSE TO DO WITH MY LIFE!

45. ### Zebbysaid

{EDITED BY MISS JUJU BECAUSE U MADE ME ANGRY GRRR}

46. ### Wexfiefsaid

I like chocolate 😯 I mean hate! 😯 I hate chocolate! 😈

47. ### flabbergastedsaid

i hate my mom 😯 i REALLY mean hate 😯 i hate my mom! 😈 lol jk

48. ### flabbergastedsaid

that stinks my smileys didnt work 😦

49. ### Ccasaid

DISNEY IS THE WORST THING EVER AND NEEDS tO DIE IN A HOLE IN FINLAND WITH IROCKUDONT!!!! 😡

50. ### Yen Burgersaid

I am mad because I couldn’t go to school today!

and plz don’t tell me that school sucks, because i tend to like it!

AND DISNEY STINKS!

51. ### flabbergastedsaid

ok disny is good but you think its bad just because cp has memberships well heres some hard facts

1. it has over 5000 ppl working for just cp! whats the point of that, anyway? and how come this 5000 people never listen to us?
2. it has to pay thoes ppl so it makes memberships yes, but this is going TOO FAR!!!
3. they use the extra money for that coins for change program every year about the only good thing they’re doing.

and also u kno what ells DISNEY RULZ if u watch a program on the history channel about walt disny (the real dude) than u will be like ” he was so cool!” but he died a wile back Ahem. El dude-o, when we rant about disney, we talk about THE COMPANY!!!! not Walt Disney himself! he rocks!!!

nd also memberships keep cp around so if everyone stopped and didnt buy a membership ever again cp would shut down in 1 month and i did the math and called cp to ask these questions sooooo yeaaaah
im not saying to get rid of memberships. nobody is, all we r asking is more fairness. and i dont want CP to shut down i dont think anyone does were just sick of all this member crap. and if u called CP to ask they might have lied. the world is full of evil scheming rat-faced mean nasty BIG FAT LIARS!

• ### cutie2854said

@Flabbergasted, Yeah that is soooo true lol. WALT DISNEY RULES!!! (the man himself), But I hate the disney COMPANY for what they DID to Club Penguin. Google ‘Walt Disney’ and you will see he was an awesome person, who changed the world (in a good way, of course!)
I HATE, HATE, HATE CRIMINALS, TERRORISTS, LITTERING, AND PEOPLE WHO BLANK YOU WEHN YOU ARE TALKING TO THEM (grrrrr thats GETS ON MY NERVES SOOOOOOOoooooo much! Im talking to YYOU, Miss E. my GEOGRAPHY teacher!!!!
Yeah, thats basically it 🙂 I mean :devilface: haha ++++Does Evil Laugh Muahahahaha
!++++

• ### like i will tell usaid

I THINK DISNEY IS USING COINS FOR CHANGE MONEYS FOR THEMSELVES :(

tht was me

53. ### Flabbergastedsaid

i am sofa king wee taa did

rofl! and its not a cuss LOL

• ### like i will tell usaid

M
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MEGA
MEGAN
MEGAN S
MEGAN SU
MEGAN SUC
MEGAN SUCK
MEGAN SUCKS
MEGAN SUCK
MEGAN SUC
MEGAN SU
MEGAN S
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megan is a girf (icarly ne1) at my old school who makes fun of my bff

Nice try

54. ### Flabbergastedsaid

skwirt u replyed to comment number 47 (mine) and i said lol jk after so u kno

55. ### Skwirtsaid

ooo k i no this is the angry o page so wat ev

56. ### Ashley DIsaid

I think im being pulled into a blackhole or something because each newcomment on this page makes this page get cut off on the right even more… IF IM GETTING SUCKED INTO A BLACKHOLE PLZ TELL ME NOW!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im angry bcuz we r losing buisness and no one visits anymore. RIP the great summer of funkytwins. I mean, all our normal visitors don’t even comment anymore cept for Ashley! And Slippey, my bffl, quit.
*Cowtail
*Zebby
*Slippey
*Annika
and some other ppl…
😦 yeah, but i think its the school business, i mean im having trouble finding time to go on

• ### Skwirtsaid

your right madi! us four take our time to check the website and to put up post and stuff and no no one is coming…..whats wrong with the world????

58. ### slippey50833said

you cant say oh my go(d)?

• ### JuJusaid

no, we’re Christians and we regard that as a curse..OMG is ok as long as u mean gosh. 😉

• ### slippey50833said

ok, im a christian too

• ### i dont care about namessaid

ppls at my school well 2 say it one says freaken gosh (i mean the othere one i am just not typing it) and the other one says oh my g u know the rest and if u c the new show on nickilodian victoriuos they say oh my g like 50 times each episoide

• ### like i will tell usaid

don’t tell anyone they think I say it but I am really saying oh my got wow that felt good to get off my chest

59. ### jfmlove6said

Z
ZU
ZUZ
ZUZU
ZUZU S
ZUZU SU
ZUZU SUC
ZUZU SUCK
ZUZU SUCKS
ZUZU SUCKS!

iv always wanted to do that!

ps zuzu is this real mean girl who hated me in second grade and once she almost pulled my finger off so she told the teacher i was being mean and i got in troble!

pss i was crying so hard i could not breath because i was hurt not that i was in trobble zuzu always got me in troble

psss everyone was on my side but the teacher and

ZUZU 😦

60. ### jfmlove6said

pssss im cristain but im spirital

61. ### jfmlove6said

and nor religios

62. ### Maci (the artist formerly known as Madi)said

I’m angry at this girl in my like day care class named Angie who always stole the box of toy ponies so I couldn’t play with them and everyone knew that I loved playing with the ponies and I would sit in the corner and cry until Miss Corkley would come and give me a pony from the box and make Angie share. THEN Angie’s sister Alyssa came up to me after day care and told me to be nice to Angie or she would take my headband… I never went back to that place.

64. ### Maci (the artist formerly known as Madi)said

And this girl Christine told everyone I ate a butterfly when actually it was just a butterfly cookie and no one talked to me for the whole day and me and my only friend Olivia would swim together in the shallow end while everyone else swam at the other side…

65. ### JuJusaid

lol I had an argument with like three other girls on the playground whether the word “blue” is pronounced with one syllable, “bloo”, or too syllables, “ba-loo.” We were playing Eeny Meeny Miny Mo, and the part that goes “my mother told me to pick the very best one, and that is you, red white and blue” and they stretched it to two syllables so I would be out and Id have to get off the tire swing, but I stayed and yelled at them until they got bored and left.

• ### like i will tell usaid

wen I was ten I beat up my bffs sis for calling me a little kid and I didn’t get in trouble ;D

66. ### flubby123456said

JUJU U ARE A FUKIN BITCH
Really? That’s quite interesting! But I dont care, cuz your just a lifeless jerk. I know flubby would never say this, so why dont you go get a life? thanks, bye

67. ### elizabeth456789said

I AM SOOO MAD AT DISNEY MY DAD FINALLY GOT ME A SIX MONTH MEMBERSHIP BUT ALSO MADE A PARENT ACCOUNT NOW AT FIRST HE PUT ME ON ULTIMATE SAFE CHAT AND A TIMER NOW I JUST HAVE A TIMER FOR 2 HOURS
oh no what a horror

• ### i dont care about namessaid

please delete theses comments below and 1 above it is elizabeth no time to explain and delete the one im typing

68. ### elizabeth456789said

ALSO THIS GAL AT MY SCHOOL THINKS SHE IS ALLL THAT SHE EVEN SAID THAT HER BES FRIEND AKA KENDRA WHO I GAVE UR SITE TO IS PERFECT I SAID NOBODYS PERFECT BUT SHE SAID!!!! YES SHE IS OHHHHHHH I GOT SOOOOOOOO PIS*** OFF I AM STRANGLY NOT MAD AT HER FOR THAT ANYMORE IT IS SOOO CREEPY I ALL OF A SUDDEN STARTED BEING NICER TO HER AFTER WE WON OUR FIRST BASKET BALL GAME ALSO YESTERDAY SHE HAD THIS MAGAZINE THING AND I ASKED TO SEE IT AND SHE WAS LIKE U HAVE ONE AND I WAS LIKE NO I DONT AND SHE WAS LIKE YES U DO I GAVE U ONE AND I WA LIKE NO U DIDNT AND THEN SHE LET LIKE 3 OTHER PPLS C IT AND NOT ME BUT I DID HAVE ONE I JUST DONT WANT TO READ IT BY MYSELF BECAUSE OF A CREEPY PICTURE OF A DUDE HOLDING A EYE ON HIS HAND NOT ATTACHED TO A FACE AND IT WAS SQURE CREEPY
WELL THAT IS ALL AND SHE IS PIS**** OFF THAT MY BFF DIDNT INVITE HER TO HER BDAY PARTIE THIS FRIDAY AND IM THINKING CUZ UR NOT EXACTLY NICE TO HER ALL THE TIME AND THIS GAL IS LKIE MOST LY BLIND BUT SOOOO STUCK UP IF U MAKE HER MAD SHE JUST STORMS AWAY TO TALK TO RANDOM PEOPLE TAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT U OR SHE STARTS CRYING AROUND PPLS
Okay?

• ### skwirtsaid

UMM THAT DIDNT MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL…. BTW IF YOU EVEN TRIED TO GIVE YOUR SITE TO YOUR FRIEND THEN IT DDINT WORK BECUZ IM SURE THATME AND JUJU AND MACI ANRE ALL HERE AND IT HASNT CHANGED…YOU DONT EVEN NO WHAT THE PASSWORD IS SO STOP TRYING TO ITIMIDATE US!

69. ### skwirtsaid

um this isnt a gossip site honey…thats what twittier is for

70. ### skwirtsaid

UMMM DID YOU CALL FUNKYTWINS THE “B” WORD??? WELLL JUST TO LET YOU NO IM THE OTHER TWIN FROM JUJU AND GET LOST! IVE NEVER MET YOU AND THAT WAS REALLY MEAN…YOU INSULTED ME AND JUJU AND WE ARE ANGRY……STOP IMPERSONATING FLUBBY…YOU CREEP!

71. ### elizabeth456789said

oh and i had to go 2 school but here is more THIS GAL THE SAME ONE THAT WAZ TALKING ABOUT PPLS BEING PERFECT KEEPS SAYING UR NOT MY BEST FRIEND FOREVA AND IM LIKE IDC DUH!!! TODAY AT RECESS WE HAD A BOY V.S. GIRL WAR WE WON GALS RULE OUR SCHOOL 4 NOW

72. ### elizabeth456789said

oh and who is repling to these just asking
Probably JuJu..

73. ### elizabeth456789said

o……………………………………………………………………………………..k

74. ### elizabeth456789said

On club penguin this member was being SO mean to me i am a non member btw.So this is wat happened. She came to this party lookin all fancy and she waz like i have arrived the guest of honnor u may honnor me now and i did the sad face for some unknown reason and she came over and i said hi AND sHE WAS LIKE GET OVA IT DONT BE SAD IF UR SAD DONT GET ON THE COMPUTER it waste ppls time. and then later a penguin came up to her and she was like wat do U want … little person. then later she was like i happen to be very popular and ur not and i look very fab and u look drab! and she said i happen to be very busy being ME!! OMG right they just disrespect nonmembers like that if i were on my member penguin she WOULD NOT act like that! wat do u think about it Thats not very nice of her O.O Its not al members, but just bcuz members can buy wigs and stuff they think they’re all important. Im a member sometimes, and not to brag but I would never do that bcuz I know what its like to be a nonmember.

• ### The Awesome20 Groupies :Psaid

I agree! One time, i was at the pizza parlor and some member girl was sitting at the table and then some nonmember came over and wen there. And the member was like, GO AWAY!!!
and the nonmember said Why?
and the member said: BECAUSE IM A MEMBER AND YOUR NOT!
And i went over there and said that was the most idiotic stupid thing ever and then i made up this whole speech and then i said you go away im boss. lol!

• ### Samimimimasaid

A thing like that happened to me. I was sad because i lost my membership and did the sad icon and some snooty member girl comes up she was wearing a big poofy yellow and blue dress and said, “Oh… dont be sad! want to know why? BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NONMEMBERS! EVERYONE WATES YOU GUYS CUZ UR SO UGLY AND DUM!” then she started to walk away then turned back and said, “Oh, and dont try deleting me. :P” then she left…

• ### like i will tell usaid

There is a blog on how to be a prep on cp… it says make fun of non members… i guess she read it…

75. ### elizabeth456789said

ya i have somethin else to say once i had a boy friend on club penguin then some bazarre thing happened and he got mad at me and started cussin but changing a letter this is before they filtereed mesages i said wat is rong and he was like YOU! i got so upset i started crying in REAL LIFE thats y i dont want a boy friend real life or fake!!!!
Well, dont let some nub ruin your love life. Dont be afraid to date in real life.

• ### elizabeth456789said

yea its just that all kids in my grade r imuture

• ### like i will tell usaid

I used to follow my bf on cp everywere and one day he was at coffee shop with this gurl and she’s like can we go get pizza now and he said yes I was so ****ing mad

76. ### elizabeth456789said

wat grade are u in i am in 5th grade so i am to young to date technically. but hear this my bff had a boy friend and kissed him on the first day of preschooll sha has a boyfriend now but not the same one we have known each other sience i was 3 monthes old and she was 1 month
JuJu says: I’m in 7th grade. I had a boyfriend in kindergarten, lol. I think he goes to a different school now.

77. ### elizabeth456789said

i had a boyfriend in 3rd grade but then i didnt understand cute he was just nice to me. now he creeps me out and no one likes him. like 2 boys i my grade have crushes on meh one of them stalks me and my friends they both like like every gal. i am going to 6 grade and playing clarinet

78. ### elizabeth456789said

oh my sis is in 7 and my nneighbor and my old neighbor that moved away:( going to 8……

79. ### elizabeth456789said

ppls on cp reported me for no good reason well it was because i wouldnt pay at the pizza parlor it happened 2 times the 2 time this guy saud it then he was like just kidding and me and my friend were like that is not a goog joke and left for the dojo
Yeah, well, I dont think getting reported can ban you. I think it just warns the support peoples to keep an eye on you. anyway, not paying fo pizza isnt a good reason to report someone

80. ### elizabeth456789said

ya i agree it was totally rude! oh and this girl started following me and my friends penguin around everywhere we told her to stop we were not even friends with her we went to a different server and she came! lol

81. ### funkytwinssaid

I HATE MR TRACY, I HATE MRS PHAIR, I HATE HOW MAMMA T MIGHT NOT WIN AMERICAS GOT TALENT, I HATE HOW LEE WON AMERICAN IDOL, I HATE MR FLINTS STUPID MATH CLASS, I HATE HOW OCEANWOOD IS HARD TO PACK FOR, I HATE HOW UNCOMFORTABLE BRAS ARE (just had to throw that in there xD) and I HATE YOUUUU!!!! (WHOEVER YOU ARE!)

pwnage.

82. ### JuJusaid

I’m mad at whatever suckers decided to go and spill sixteen million or more gallons of oil in the gulf coast. like, what the hell sort of idiot would do that???? YOU KNOW HOW MANY MANY BABY ANIMALS ARE NOW ORPHANS? DO YOU THINK THEY KNOW WHETHER OR NOT THAT BABY LAUGHING GULL’S FEATHERS ARE NATURALLY BLACK OR WHETHER ITS OIL? DO THEY CARE THAT WE ARE SLOWLY GOING TO POSION THE OCEAN BECAUSE THIS D@MN MACHINE IS GOING TO KEEP PUMPING OIL INTO THE WATER FOR TWNETY YEARS AND THERES NOT ONE SINGLE THING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE WHATEVER INVENTOR DECIDED NOT TO MAKE AN OFF SWITCH. ONCE THIS BLOODY IDIOTS (you’re welcome, ron weasley) KILL THE PLANET I WANT THE FIRST HOUSE IN MARS. I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE KILLING OFF THE ENVIRONMENT!

• ### Ashley Disaid

I AGREE 100% Stupid, friggin gas leak D=< Poor animals 😦

~Ashley Di

83. ### shugochararoxsaid

YOU USED TO BE GOOD DISNEY!!!!!!!!!

84. ### Funkytwinssaid

Disney – You suck. You even made the games members only. Now the mountain expedition is out and all the nonmembers get is a freaking HAT. A hat!!!! “Hey, I’m going to get you all riled up and then crush your hopes, but dont worry, you get a hat.” You really suck. YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK! WHAT THE HELL DISNEY! DO YOU EAT PUPPIES FOR BREAKFAST? WHAT IN THIS WORLD WOULD MAKE YOU DO THIS??????

85. ### Awesome20 Groupies!!! hahahasaid

@funkytwins
Actualy Mountain Expedtion SUCKED. It was only you click the icicles you go through, you pull an ax out of a rock, you go to the top, take a pic, get a flag and the pic is a backround.

Waste of time.

• ### Funkytwinssaid

Lol are you a twitter person?

That makes me feel better though. Thanks.

86. ### slush7557said

love stinx ive had three cp girlfriends 2 have cheatd on me i dumped those. but when i rlly like somone they dumped me and then played my emotions sounds alot lik madi.grrr im f###en mad.

• ### like i will tell usaid

Guys always ask me out I asually say yes but one time I added one and from the next day on it was a friggen gurl

87. ### theclubpenguinstarsaid

I HATE HOW PPL THINK I’M A FRIGGIN 7 YEAR OLD BECAUSE I’M SO SHORT (No, I’m not a midget xD) I HATE HOW MY ART TEACHER LIKES TO LOOK DOWN GIRL’S SHIRTS AND NOBODY WILL BELIEVE US. I HATE HOMEWORK, SERIOUSLY WHATS THE POINT OF IT. I ALSO HATE GETTING LOST IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL AND TEACHERS YELL AT U FOR BEING LATE EVEN KNOW IT’S ONLY THE 3RD DAY OF SCHOOL. I could go on forever but I don’t feel like it xD

~Ashley Di

• ### Funkytwinssaid

CREEPY ART TEACHER D: tell your parents, and then have them tell the school board with a bunch of other parents, and threaten to leave the school!

• ### theclubpenguinstarsaid

Lol I was going to tell my mom but then she would tell my dad and hes wayyy over-protective and he would probably make me leave the school district (which I don’t want to) D=

~Ashley Di

• ### Funkytwinssaid

oh 😛 well tell all the girls to wear really modest shirts xD

• ### red44223said

My P.E teacher was a total perv he would watch girls run and u know where im talking bout so all the gurls said that they would leave school and they fired the stupid P.E teacher. man i hate him he did that to me little sis. 😡

• ### theclubpenguinstarsaid

Aww I feel bad for ur little sister D= I’m lucky tho cuz my P.E. teacher is a girl xD

~Ashley Di

• ### JuJusaid

PERVY TEACHER! Glad he got fired. Sicko. My PE teacher is a dude but he stands in the corner and yells. He doesnt do much xD He talks on his cell phone sometimes too.

• ### like i will tell usaid

oh yikes holy crap that’s bad.

• ### Club Penguin Katiesaid

XD my teachers breathe. A lot. It takes up most of their time

• ### like i will tell usaid

Ikr one time someone called.me a ****in 5 year old

88. ### Funkytwinssaid

I HATE HOW THIS YEAR I HAVE TO TAKE A CATHOLIC ENTRANCE EXAM AND DO GEOHOMES AND BE STUCK WITH THE TOUGHEST TEACHER IN THE SCHOOL AND I HATE MY SCHOOL BECAUSE THE TEACHERS ARE ALL MESSED UP!!!! AND I DONT MIND HOMEWORK BUT I HATE HOW IT TAKES ABOUT THREE HOURS AND THEN THERE’S THE BIG TEST YOU HAVE TO STUDY FOR. I HATE HOW SUMMER IS PRACTICALLY OVER AND IT WENT BY SO FAST!!! I HATE SUMMER BOOK REPORTS/MATH QUESTIONS AND I HATE HOW THIS YEAR I NEED TO START THINKING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL

• ### Funkytwinssaid

mr tracy is what really gets me- hes a creep and i cry at night thinking about how my brother might end up in his class

89. ### louie104said

WHY DOES DISENY HAVE TO CHARGE LITTLE KIDS? I MEAN REALLY! COME ON! WE LITTLE PEOPLE HAVE TO HAVE FUN! WHAT IF YOU DONT HAVE MONEY? DISENY WOULD JUST LAUGH IN OUR FACES AND SAY WE ARE POOR AND SAY “HA HA WERE RICH AND WE RUINED CP JUST FOR YOU!!!” THEY ARE JUST SO UPSETING!

90. ### JuJusaid

I hate how on CP people think they’re boss of stuff. I mean, the PIzza Parlour and Coffee Shop bosses are okay, but I hate how people just show up and declare themselves manager when there already is a manager. And I was at the Night Club and just partying and some guy shows up and hes all “IM BOSS!” and I was like “THIS IS THE NIGHT CLUB THERE IS NO BOSS” and we argued for about half an hour and then he was like “I REPORTED YOU” and i said “WOW IM SO SCARED” because really, reporting doesnt do anything.

• ### like i will tell usaid

Its disneys fault they started giving out all these job stuff that no 1 wants except the control freaks and now everyone is fighting over who “is boss”

• ### Ivy7777said

Not unless you spam the report button.

91. ### rechilinskisaid

I hate that THERE HAS TO BE NONMEMBERS AND MEMBERS 😦

92. ### slush7557said

juju u like hary poter to and whale wars i agree with u only i dont have braces.

93. ### slush7557said

lol juju u r a card actually im getting braces soon.

94. ### slush7557said

well im home sick its sorta a releif cause school is boring!

95. ### theclubpenguinstarsaid

JUSTIN BIEBER MAKES ME SOOO PISSED OFF (Sorry for the bad language xD)HE SUDDENLY SINGS ON YOUTUBE AND *POOF* HES FAMOUS. ALSO WHY DO SO MANY PPL THINK HES A BOY. ITS OBVIOUS HE’S A GIRL HIS VOICE IS SQUEAKER THAN MOST GIRLS IN THIS WORLD 👿

• ### elizabeth456789said

maybe he is a ftm female to male trans oh crap i forgot im on cp i probaly got logged off O-O

• ### like i will tell usaid

He twerks now. Definitley a dude.

• ### Brittany (a.k.a. ivy7777)said

You wanna know how he got fame? Gather around boys and girls.
Once there was an idiot named justin bieber. Now when that idiot hit two chairs his parents would put it on youtube. And then everyone took pity on him. Then he went to jail.
The End.
**** JB!

96. ### slush7557said

i ahte the idiot jappenese walers and the morons who kill dolphins for a living i think pete on whale wrs should have gone on the shounan maru number stupid and brought a machine gun and shot them all and sank the ship then call them jackwagons!ps i love that geico commercial.

• ### JuJusaid

I love the gieco infomercials, theyre so funny. I like the ringtone one. Not the worst ringtone in the world – RINGADIDINGDINGDINGADONG!!!! xD Fail. Oh yes. Pete is amazing, I love Whale Wars! Pete is so brave!!

97. ### slush7557said

yeah whle wars is the best.

99. ### JuJusaid

😆 its so funny!! Can you get that as a ringtone? Like an actual cell ringtone? I want it.

100. ### slush7557said

me to its halarious

101. ### slush7557said

lets just get on chitter chatter its easier

102. ### slush7557said

i hate the stupid moron babies who invade the pet shop there so anoying grrr i am going to tell cp!

• ### JuJusaid

Yeah I agree. I thought it was cute a year and a half ago when it first started. Now it’s just really stupid. They’re all *is cute* I NEED A MUH MUH *looks at world with big sparkling blue eyes* I DONT CARE!!! THIS IS NOT CLUB BABY!! ITS CLUB PENGUIN!!!

• ### theclubpenguinstarsaid

I use to enjoy it but now I just think they are EVIL. Just because they “pretend” to be babies they get everything. Most of the stuff they say and do, should get them banned instantly but guess what THEY NEVER GET BANNED 👿

~Ashley Di

• ### Funkytwinssaid

OMG I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!!! And Slush too!!! With all the “tum tum” stuff like WHAT??? It’s just stupid.

• ### elizabeth456789said

i did tht once and i went to this penguins iggy and i started throwing snowblls at everythins saying breaks this breaks that it as funny but it creesps me aou to act all lovey dovey also i pretened to sleep walk

• ### Samimimimasaid

I really hate the ones that pretend to be rich. They say “Crawls out of pink limo. Is cute wittle pookie no one can resist. Spots rich mumu. Wants. Plays with gold teddy. Tries to walk but falls on wittle pillow.” And if by then nobody chooses them they go crazy and start to cry. If someone STILL doesnt pick them they say they are princesses. SO weird.

• ### like i will tell usaid

Tum tum babys r definitley against the rules but disnay supports pookies

• ### Brittany (a.k.a. ivy7777)said

****IN POOKIES I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THE PREHISTORIC PARTY POOKIES LEAVE WEN THEY SEE A DINOSAUR. Heh heh heh.

• ### Ivy7777said

omg on cp i was saying this is a pet shop not a baby adoption center and they were like no its not and someone was protesting puffles it actually made me cry

103. ### slush7557said

ur right juju and there all i need a tum tum(gross)and waaaaaaaaaa and is wittle angel and wants rich mu mu and all that crap. a real baby wouldnt care if it had a rich mom. one time i posed as a baby just to annoy the crap out of somene lol.

• ### JuJusaid

Exactly!!! its stupid!!! The only reason I every pretend to be a “bay bee” is to be really cute and then when you’re in their igloo, you become evil. Or an annoying teenager or a some old person.

• ### slush7557said

tats exactly wat i do i usally crash little mis cps and tum tum hospitals i despise those the most.

• ### JuJusaid

OH I KNOWWWW I hate when people do things like “Little Miss CP” and “Total Drama Island” ITS SO ANNOYING!!! And if their parents knew that they were paying good money every month so their child can give birth then I’m pretty sure they’d sue CP.

• ### like i will tell usaid

Mumus + duh duhs = some ****in baby crap.

lol ur right

• ### Funkytwinssaid

and I also hate how the member guys are SO stuck-up!

• ### saka98said

Hey! Your offending me. Im a member guy and the only servers I go on are sleet and frozen. I think that all the bay bees say is:
Wants rich and famous WuWu!
Is cutest in cp!
And all the “Famous wuwus” say this:
Comes out of solid diamond BMW!!!!!!
Is greatest CP Model!
And all they say to bay bee boys when they say “clings”
Shakes off
or

Eww!

Ill dig a hole for Irockudont

174. ### antonio@hotmall.comsaid

hola qie to de nuevo i jugamos al culup penguin

175. ### antonio@hotmall.comsaid

hola soi ela antonio i si listo i guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuapooooooooooo&(:
vosotros sois feos loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocoooooooooooooooooooo/a:%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

176. ### antonio@hotmall.comsaid

hola s de tngo aun muxoma dinero que bosotros i estodo el dinero que tengo4.000000000.000000.000000.000000.00000.00.0.00.0.00.0.0.00.0.00.00.0.00.0.0.0.00.0.00.0.00.00.0.00.00.0.00.00.

👿 DISNEY. THIS IS FOR YOU. 👿

You suck, you suck and you suck. I mean, the EPF… what the hell?! Here’s the other reasons why you screwed up:

(You should even be lucky that I can be bothered to type all of this!!!)

* New friends list; doesn’t even work most of the time.
* Membership is just pointless. At least there’s more stuff for Non-Members now, but not a lot more.
* You lie about ‘releasing awesome new updates’ that don’t arrive until, like, four years later.

… And the list could go on and on and on.

178. ### Edithrantzsaid

OK SO I WAS BEING A FUCKING POOKIE AND A BALD GUY WHO WAS BLACK ADOPTED ME (club penguin) AND THEN I LOST CONNECTION THEN I COME BACK AND HE SAID GET OUT AND GOT MAD 😡 I HOPE HE DIES IN A ******* HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

179. ### Edithrantzsaid

ok i’m mad so im just gonna let my anger out now…… *takes breath* I HATE THOOSE GRAMMER NAZIS ON BLOGS AND SHIT THEY NEEDA DIE ALSO I HATE THOOSE FAT F****** AT WALMART RIDING THE DISABLED SCOOTERS THEY R JUST FAT I ALSO HATE MCDONALDS HAMBURGERS ALSO I HATE CP POOKIES PLAY CPPS WAY LESS POOKIES I ALSO HATE MATH ALGEBRA HAS NO FUCKING PURPOUS IF U GET A JOB SORRY FOR BAD SPELLING IM JUST PISSED AND I HATE PPL WHO HATE COUNTRY MUSIC IM NOT HATING ON UR MUSIC AM I? NO! IM NOT… SO SHUT UP OR DIE IN A HOLE
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f****** rocks. my rant is over *takes a bow*

180. ### HeavyMetalGirlsaid

F*** YOU MR.ROSE FOR MAKING MY SHCOOL DAYS MISERABLE AND FOR CHANGING WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME AND FOR CHANGING MY ATTITUDE!!!!!NOW TEACHERS THINK IM A WORTHLESS PIECE OF S*** SCREW YOU B****

ALSO I HATE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER YOU SOUND LIKE A LITTLE GIRL

181. ### like i will tell usaid

Disney will go down but wut I hate most is cp (I’m not a grammer freak I have autocorrect and it won’t turn off) pookies I mean there so annoying and disney cancelled my fav show wen I was little I hated it more then I hated nickelodeon (we’ve all been there) I used to love cp before it got overrun by noobs wow old computer it dosnt even no wut noob means grr I’m just gonna let out all my anger srry I picked christmas to do it this computer was not made by christians it dosnt recocnize christmas and christians 😦 and srry I keep interrupting myself but here we go with the anger and hate:
I hate wen ppl say ariana grande is just a kids star and only 4 6 year old but she gottenreally popular lately she my role model
Same bout james maslow barkley springfield and eugene simon
I hate wen the ppl inmy fam the ones that have kids say ur too young for this and then the next day they but it 4 their 3 year old
I hate disney
I hate nickelodeon
I hate cartoon network
I hate megan (read my other comment)
I hate liverworst duh
I hate ppl with fake british accents
I hate it wen little kids I say stupid and dumb and then they go u just said a bad word I’m telling my mommy do u think I care
I hate roaches
I hate wut cp has become
I hate high school dramas
I hate writing this blog
I’ll get the rest next time
Later haters

182. ### like i will tell usaid

Bak I hate dora bubb,le guppies diego team oomizoomi u guys get the idea I hate wen I am watching a show I really like then little kid show comes on GRRR

• ### like i will tell usaid

Btw wut IDIOT EVER invented cadence I mean do u hate us or something nobody likes cadence AT ALL jeez its like dancer 4 2 year olds u no like those really annoying inspirational singers I hate preps biggys igloo maniacs mumus duh duhs helpme I’m speaking babytalk uppies well eppies aren’t that bad ut still but most of all I HATE pookies! I mean why would disney ban someone for having there own opinion and hating pookies? It makes no sense! ABSOLUTLEY NO SENSE AT ALL!!! If I were a pookie this is how I would talk
Pwease cuz I am a stinky mess who is really 16 wouldn’t woo wanna adwopt me
Believe it or not that’s how they actually talk
Bak with more cp hate soon
Later haters.

• ### like i will tell usaid

Hey its hate time. Actually any time in my life is hate time. Ok so here we go. Wut it won’t take ok? ****in computer. Ok so if I were cadence I would shoot myself EVERYWHERE. cadence has to go die in a hole with irockudont ok here is a story (true) that will make u guys feel bad for me. Here it is:
Ok so one time there was this gurl on club penguin who said “is bully”. And I was wearing a pearl neckleace so she walked up and said breaks necklace. And everyone went to the prom after our rivalry began. And I was dancng and she came and said OH you again! And then she went up to me and said jumps on and I said dodges. And then this guy came up and said helps up and ithought he meant me. And then he said wanna dance and I said sure. And he said not u pushes over.then he said candy (the bully) so I ran out crying cuz that really hurt me. Then I came back in and he was sitting by her saying ur somuch better then her by a million. Andi said ur so mean and he said COMING FROM U! And the thing is, he didn’t even no me! His user was Anonymous or something. So I hate anonymous and candy. :#

• ### Brittany (a.k.a. Ivy7777 or bigtiny4)said

I HATE CANDY AND ANONYMOUS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! This I just like to type ¡que pasta¿

183. ### like i will tell usaid

****IN DISNEY GO DIE IN A ****IN HOLE IN FINLAND U ****ES BETTER RETURN CP BACK TO OLD CP BEFORE I ****ING GO DOWN THERE AND BEAT U *****ES ****ING FACES TIL U CANT FEEL THEM
that felt good
NOT KIDDING DISNEY *****ES

184. ### like i will tell usaid

Ok so I was making my new series on cp (which I deleted btw) and I had to dress up like a nerd for the series and then this girl (*****) started makin fun of me and I was like I’m only doing this cuz I’m the star of a show and she’s like ya cps least wanted

185. ### like i will tell usaid

Here’s more rage for u guys. I no u guys like rage. Ok so I dated this guy on cp and 2 seconds after he dated me he asked another gurl out IN FRONT OF ME!!!

186. ### like i will tell usaid

This will just gross u out. There was this gurl on moviestarplanet who asked if I would be her gf that’s just ****ing wrong I am a gurl and on cp there was this gurl asking other ppl if they wanna have u no wut plz dontcoment back o this o me

• ### Marissasaid

I’M LAUGHING REALLY HARD BECAUSE I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS TEN AND I USED TO BE SO HOMOPHOBIC BUT FLASH FORWARD A FEW YEARS AND I’M GAY AS HELL AHAHAHA

187. ### like i will tell usaid

Here’s a story about my awfuo childhood there was this gurl in preschol who grabbed my arm so I couodnt feel it and pull me around and make me do stuff. And in second grade my bff had another bff and she said she liked us equal one day she said u no I like madi (other bff) more right.

• ### Brittany (a.k.a. Ivy7777 or bigtiny4)said

Not da madi dat goes on here I swear its a different madi

188. ### like i will tell usaid

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189. ### Brittanysaid

Hi this is the one that was like I will tell u!

190. ### Brittanysaid

Ok I am officislly taking down my fake website don’t worry it was not a scam I was just using it to get intl wordpress

Hi

192. ### Brittany (a.k.a. Ivy7777 or like I will tell u)said

I hate myself

193. ### Reynasaid

Sometimes I lay awake at night and curse Club Penguin and all who actively use it.

Aren’t I lovely?

194. ### JuJusaid

This is Katie wishing juju was here

195. ### Katiesaid

Did you know on wayback machine you can see this website when it was still run by people?

I hate CS

• ### Ivy7777said

My sis account sorry I love CS

• ### Marissasaid

I remember writing this at age ten when the CS stood for Chicken Smoothie. Now I’m thirteen and the CS stands for Captain Swan. I hate Captain Swan with a passion. Swanqueen will forever be my always.

Hi Reyna

199. ### clubpenguinkatiesaid

Okay, I just need to rant.
Okay. I got a board warning on Chicken Smoothie again
For spam
SPAM
That’s 2 now.
Because I posted something on accident.
What thread did it look like it belonged to?!
Gahhhhh

200. ### clubpenguinkatiesaid

OK I HATE JILAC AND WHOEVER INVENTED IT CAN GO DIE I HATE IROCKUDONT AND HE SHOULD GO DIE TOO
HERES A SHOVEL
GO DIG URSELF A 10 FOOT HOLE
MAKE SURE ITS IN FINLAND
AND JUMP DOWN IT
IF UR NOT DEAD BY THEN DIE
AND I WILL TAKE UR SHOVEL
THAT WAS TO DISNEY, IROCKUDONT, AND ALL ANNOYING JILAC SHIPPERS
DISNEY WHAT A LIFE TAKING LITTLE KIDS MONEY BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY CAN BE LIKE THE BETA PEOPLE OH LET ME REPHRASE THAT THE BETA PEOPLE ALSO SUCK BECAUSE THEY NEVER WEAR THEIR BETAS AND THEY LET PPL THINK THAT IF THEY GET A MEMBERSHIP EVERYTHING WILL BE IN STORES BC DISNEY TELLS THEM THEY CAN GET EVERYTHING! WELL GUESS WUT THATS NOT TRUE SO EVERYONES WASTING THEIR MONEY BC THEY SAW THE BETA ITEMS AND THOUGHT THEY COULD GET THEM
WELL NO
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS
AND SOMEONE HAS TO TEACH THEM
I GOT FREAKING BOARD WARNINGS FOR PICS OF JULIAN2
AND NOBODY TAKES ME SRSLY
0WDKINH;\
I DO NOT LIKE LIFE RITE NOW

201. ### BigTiny4said

;-;
So I watched a StampyLongHead video today.
I decided to read the comments, because, this awesome dude has over five million subs.
“So ****ing **** this guy has no life with that annoying fake laugh of his!”
“Minecraft is for nerds you ****”
“Go kill yourself you let your younger audience ruin your videos and now you only play Mine****”
What if he actually DID kill himself? I just know no matter how hard they try to hide it, they would feel bad.
;-;

202. ### Whovians on Animal Jamsaid

I hate my younger self, that’s what I hate. Just reading my older posts on this makes me go into a GIANT cringefest (All you Danosaurs know what I mean) and I wish I was the ruler of the Internet (Nod to the Whovians: Henry Van Statten) so I could delete every stupid post I ever made, but of course I couldn’t keep my mouth shut and that would be WAAAAY too many posts to delete.

Also, I hate people who say, “Oh, I absolutely HATE this show/movie/book/game!” And then I ask if they have ever watched/read/played it and they say they haven’t.

It makes me really question the fate of humanity if they aren’t even logical enough to tell me they’ve never even watched/read/played it in the first place, instead of judging a book by its cover. And no, it DOESN’T count if you read the reviews. :T

203. ### Marissasaid

Hello! Wow, I haven’t been on this website in a while. Let’s get started, shall we?

• I hate fake fans of things. Countless times I have asked people if they listened to Fall Out Boy. (My favorite band) They usually say yes, but my lack of trust for anyone and everyone tells me otherwise. I ask them for their favorite song by them. They respond with “Centuries”. Now, there’s nothing wrong with liking that song. But I usually ask them for their other favorites, and they usually respond with “Uma Thurman, Irresistible, and that’s all I know.” That’s all you know?! You’re not a real fan, then! (If you don’t know, those are the only Fall Out Boy songs they play on the radio anymore)

• I hate people who call me/my favorite bands “emo”. Though my favorite bands are Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, (RIP :c) and Panic! At The Disco, and though my favorite color is in fact black, I’m not emo. And anyway, it’s 2016! When was the last time you heard someone use the word “emo”? 2012? Earlier? Just because I don’t listen to mainstream pop (I accidentally typed poop the first time haha) doesn’t mean I’m emo. (I also think it’s worth mentioning that my computer doesn’t even recognize “emo” as a word)

• I hate people who dismiss me as “disgusting” or “perverted” just because I write fanfiction. Not ALL fanfiction is like that. My fanfiction does sometimes include romance, but it’s all child-friendly.

• As you can probably tell by now, I hate stereotypes. Countless times I’ve been stereotyped as “emo” or “nerdy”.

• I hate when people use sexualities, (ie. gay) or genders, (ie. transman, “you fight like a girl”) disorders, (ie. autism) diseases, (ie. cancer, which hits especially close to home as I lost an uncle and a mother to cancer) terrible events, (ie. 9/11, or even something like a loved one passing away) races, (ie. black) or religions (ie. Muslim) as insults, material for jokes, or excuses for bad behavior.

• I hate writer’s block. I’ve written about one sentence per day of my current fanfiction.

• I hate when people criticize my rough drafts when I write stories.

• I hate P.E.. I’m terrible at it, and I hate being forced to participate.

• I hate how my mom only passed away two months ago and my dad has already dated like, 7 girls, none of which he knows I know about.

• I hate how there’s a rumor going around at school that an 18 year old likes me, (My school is kindergarten through 12th grade, and while not specifying my age, I will say that I’m in middle school.) and I’m scared it might be true because he sure talks to me a lot, and he’s really creepy and I don’t want that to happen.

• I hate mainstream pop.

• I hate Vine.

• ### Marissasaid

Some people I hate: (because I honestly doubt they’ll ever visit this website and they probably already know I hate them)

• Mr. Barr

• Jameson

• Dylan

• Tyler

• Vincent

• Nathaniel

• Kaitlin

• Emma

• Shawna

• Noah

• Trevor

• Faith

• Sierra

• Katie

• Courtney

• Katrina

• Anthony

• Israel

• Ronin

• Reagan

• Maggie

• Trinity

• Jessica

• Emma

If you’re one of those people then I hope you know I hate you with a burning passion deep within my heart. All of you except one of you are from school and I want you to know that school/drama would have been better without you.

204. ### Marissasaid

Oh. And I heard that Club Penguin is shutting down this year. My childhood ripped from my hands just like that. Great.

205. ### Hazelsaid

I hate 2016.

Kick off the year with Alan Rickman’s death, then the death of my f***ing mother, I don’t even know how to put that into words. Then there’s the shooting in Orlando (which is fairly close to my city) which is a disgusting act of hate and homophobia. The death of Harambe which gets turned into a joke because people can’t take anything seriously, my *ex* crush asks out my friend (who I now have a crush on whoops) then F***ING TRUMP BECOMES PRESIDENT. Normally I wouldn’t post my political views online but seeing as I’m the only one who goes on here anymore I would say it’s perfectly fine. Then, end the year with the death of George Michael and Carrie Fisher. There’s a million other things I left out, but if I hadn’t we would be here forever.