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Crazy Stuff To Do On Club Penguin

Let’s face facts. Without your pals on, Club Penguin can get pretty boring. Well, on this page, we have some good ideas to cause mayhem and make it a little more exciting!  Tell us which is your favorite, and good luck doing these random things!

1. Find a dude and stalk them. (this is easier if you make them your buddy.) as you stalk them, yell out, “THE CHEESE IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!” and when they try to talk, push et on the keyboard and you will fart! then invite them to the pizza parlour, order a “mega huge big big giant enormously large cheese pizza” with “all the cheese you got in this joint” (feel free to copy and paste that into the CP chat box). when you finished the pizza, stand up on the stage area thing by the piano and shout, “OH NO HERE IT COMES!” and fart nonstop for seven minutes and fifty-two seconds. after that, go over to someone and say “EWWWW DID YOU HEAR THAT?” and do the sick face icon. if they ask, “hear what?” say “Nevermind…” and run away.
(JuJu got this from yogipen. I also based the idea for this page off one of his pages, but I edited it and made it WAY weirder.)

2. Go sit in the corner of the pizza parlour or some crowded room. put up the sad face emoticon and say “cry cry cry cry cry” and when someone comes over to you and asks whats wrong say “MY ____ RAN AWAY!!!!” In the blank, say stuff like “platypus,” “pet pickle,” “rare orange wart flower,” etc.

3. dress up like someone from the opposite gender. then go over to someone dressed like you (if you have dressed up like a girl then go over to a girl) and put up the “heart” emoticon. if they cringe away yelling “THATS GROSS” sit in the corner and cry. if they put up the “heart” sign back, say, “YOUR DISGUSTING!” and if they protest that you hearted them first, just improvise xD

4. walk you puffle and sit on the edge of the ice berg by the aqua grabber. your puffle will be floating in the water. start panicking and say, ”OMG MY PUFFLE IS DROWNDING!!!!”

5.  Go stand next to someone. Don’t say anything, but just follow them around. If they ask what you, “What do you want???” tell them you want a large latte. Don’t say please.

6. Go to the coffee shop and yell out, “who is the boss?” if there is no boss, crown yourself manager and enslave the staff and the costumers. if the boss comes over, say, “i want a job!!!” when you get hired, sit on the couch and scream, “WAITER!!! WHERE IS MY LATTE???” (if you have an apron, wear it.) The goal is to either get fired or start a revolt.

7. go to the Lighthouse Beacon. stand by the telescope and look like your peering through it. suddenly, shout, “AAAAAH THE CRABS ARE COMING!!!!!” put on ur best crab-fighting outfit and say, “dont worry i can protect us all!!!” wait until some random dude comes up. go over to him and scream, “stay back u crab!!!! stay back you filthy beast!!!!” when they talk to you, say, “OW HE PINCHED ME!!!” If you have a friend with the Crab Costume from the treasure book, make sure he/she come out and start wreaking havoc.

8. Go into a really crowded place like the town and say to someone “have u heard the secret?” and then like ten people will come up and be like “wat is it?” and just keep saying like “idk if i should tell u…” and then like say “alright follow me to the secret” and they will all follow u and then just lead on a wild goose chase!

9. say you  have found Rockhopper. Lead the (hopefully) crowd to the forest and then quickly go to the Cove. Put on ur bunny ears and Hop on the Rocks. when the people r like, “where is Rockhopper?” say, “right here! i am a Rock Hopper!”

10. Go on a really crowded server. Dress up really normally and walk up to the counter of the pizza joint and say, “GIMMIE THE MONEY NOW” and take it all and wait for the PSA to come and arrest you. when they come in with the cuffs, throw the money in the air and run away screaming. come back in a moment and pick up all the money. then run away screaming, again.

11. find a rare or beta penguin. follow them around and keep saying, “STOP FOLLOWING ME YA FART!!!” and throwing snowballs at them. if they get irritated and people start yelling at you, enforce a group hug.

12. go to the Night Club and pretend to be a D.J. say, “heres a slow one for the ladies.” (if your a boy, yay. if not dress like one) then start hitting on some girls but be really stupid. say things like “tries to act to cool” and “YAWN puts arm around” and stuff like that. hopefully some guy will say, “acts really cool” and be better at flirting than you. if he starts Heart-ifying a girl, run up and scream, ”BACK OF PUNK SHES MINE!!!!”

13. start a Revolution of the Animals! Summon all penguins with costumes that can let them be Birds, Pigs, Mooses, Sheep, anything! Then, go into a really crowded place like the Pizza Parlour or the Town and start annoying people.

14. go to the Pet Shop and pretend to be a baby. when your adopted go to their igloo and act really cute. be normal for a bit, then suddenly change into an old person! (we suggest the beekeeper wig, a uno-brow, and an old pair of overalls) whenever the person talks to you, say, “SPEAK UP DARLIN I CANT HEAR YA!”

15. this one is from Madi, she didnt post it but she told me about it. get  boyfriend/girlfriend and get like really close to them. keep doing the Hearts but dont go too far because you will lose them eventually. say, “wait here i will BRB” and go and get ANOTHER girlfriend/boyfriend. do the same thing until you have as many as u want (but i suggest only two or three anymore will be to crazy) then go to each one and say “meet me at the<insert place here>” then, when theyre all together, get all dramatic. say, “i dont want to do this. but i have to. okay. I WATE U ALL!!!!” then RUN!!!! (you have to say WATE because HATE wont get through the word filter)

16. go to the Lighthouse and be a one-penguin band. sing a bunch of stupid songs such as “S.I.M.P.” or the alphabet song. if you have some buddies spread the word that theres a famous singer at the lighthouse you will get a better crowd.

17. OK go into a real crowded place (town most likely) and say “HEY LOOK A BAGEL!” and then sit down then do the fart (E-T) and then say “OOPS.” NOBODY EAT THAT” and if someone says “what?” then just say “uh, here. have a bagel” AND RUN!

18.  go to the stage. Then dress  up as someone from an entirely different play and start reciting the wrong lines (u can make them up if you dont remember them) and bother the people. Ex. if ur dressed up as Prince Redhood during the superhero play, go up to Squidzoid and say, “I HAVE BROUGHT THE MAGIC MUFFIN U HAVE BEEN AWAITING FOR” and stuff like that.

19. go to the cove and pretend to drown. keep making such a big fuss until someone tries to rescue you. when they do, completely ignore them until you DIE!!! *bum bum bummmmm* then put on a ghost outfit or the invisible ninja suit,  and haunt all the lifeguards.  Lines: “I WILL NOW PUNISH YOU BECAUSE U DIDNT SAVE ME IN MY HOUR OF MY NEED!!!” or, for a less doomsday-sounding line, “WHY DIDNT U RESCUE ME I MEAN WHAT KIND OF LIFEGAURD R YOU!!!”

20. go to the pizza parlour on a busy server like mammoth or frozen. be a waiter/waitress. wait until someone starts hollering for a waiter and then go over to them and just sit there. completely ignore them when they start placing an order. just sit. then walk away and go to someone else and be a really good waiter.

21. Try to start a party. Not like a dance party, but something where a bunch of people gather in the town with the flying hats or the inflatable duckies and whatnot. This is really fun, especially if you have a lot of people to do it.

22. Do the old “talking table” trick! At the pizza parlour, click on the bottom of the tablecloth and your penguin will waddle to it. But, the table will be blocking the penguin and all you can see is the username…and the speech bubble. Be a talking table. JuJu has some screenies of this on the Fun Stuff page!

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90 Responses to “Crazy Stuff To Do On Club Penguin”

  1. JuJu said

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  2. That crab thing is hilarious, where did you get that idea?

  3. JuJu said

    lol i just made it up

  4. funkytwins said

    I IS MADI AND I ROCK AND I IS SUPREME RULER OF THE WORLD AND SINCE U IS ALL MY SERVANTS I SAY GET ME MY SLIPPERS!!!
    IM WAITING!
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    MY FEET ARE NOTICEABLY SLIPPERLESS

  5. slippey50833 said

    LOL, those are so funny!
    which is ur favorite?

  6. slippey50833 said

    Either 7 or 12, LOL!

  7. funkytwins said

    I like 8. (-:

  8. Annika1111 said

    lol these ideas r crazy i luv em!

  9. JuJu said

    madi u buttburn. lol.

    where do we come up with these ideas?!?!

  10. funkytwins said

    we go to the plastic bag factory!!!!-MADI

  11. funkytwins said

    i luvvv all these i have tried most of em

  12. Ashley DI said

    Happy Llama:)
    Sad Llama 😦
    Overly Excited Llama
    Super Llama
    Drama Llama
    Big Fat Mama Llama

    He he I like that song

    • Lauren said

      NO NO NO.

      Happy Llama
      Sad Llama
      Mentally Deranged Llama
      Super Llama
      Drama Llama
      Big Fat Mama Llama

      AND:
      MOOSE CAMEL FISH
      OR
      MOOSE, SUPER NINJA TURTLE, PEANUT.

      • Spider Monkey :) said

        no its

        happy llama
        sad llama
        totally rad llama
        super llama
        drama llama
        big fat mama llama

        moose
        alpaca
        moose
        moose
        alpaca
        gopher
        moose
        alpaca
        moose
        moose
        alpaca
        gopher

        akward turtle makes her babies

        evil dr. coconut turns into a palm tee and

        falls falls falls

        ON
        akward turtle and her babies

        OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        PS i like the farting ones i am going to try the fart thing right after i post this!
        PPS i also really love the crab one

      • Tobi Steele said

        I’ve always done:

        Happy llama
        Sad llama
        Totally rad llama
        Super llama
        Drama llama
        Big, fat Mama llama
        Baby llama
        Silly llama
        Don’t forget Barack O’Llama
        Fish, fish, moooooore fish
        Turtle
        *grunt*
        Unicorn
        Peacock

        But I could be wrong.

  13. JuJu said

    i know that song! theyres also and Obama song its funny

  14. juju can u meet me on cp some tme
    not to be rude, but no! maybe I would if you were nicer but I dont think i’d want to be all buddy-buddy with people swearing at me and impersonating my friend!

  15. Ashley Di said

    i remember a looooong time ago when juju, maci, and me were on cp and we did #14 lol

    ~Ashley Di

  16. Ashley Di said

    my favorite ones are 7, 10, 12, 14 hehe

    ~Ashley Di

  17. i luv #8 i do it all the time ill start at the town then to the snow forts then to the plaza then to the forest. Each place ill get more and more penguins.Then ill be like oops and go back to the plaza then to the petshop. then ill do wat it says up there the idk if i should tell u part. then ill be like r u ready for the secret. theyll be like YES. Then i say (remember we r in the pet shop). There r orange puffles. Then they start yelling at me but im too busy laughing. lol it is FU-UN-NY

  18. ooo my last comment on this page was #17 … 17 is meh fav #

  19. sammy:P said

    13 and 21 r the same

  20. well i have another 1, you go in the pizza parlor and if someone is like “MOVE! IM A MEMBER AND YOUR NOT!” then do caps loc and say well maybe they couldnt afford it or something like that, and then be like carry on and have a nice day. Its a ctualy sorta funny.

  21. slush7557 said

    i think u guys should add more stuff not to be pushy cause im not

  22. slush7557 said

    yea its pretty hard i guess

  23. Funkytwins said

    Uh huh, it is xD It’s fun though, but sometimes you just get a writer’s block.

  24. XD XD XD I only read like 5 of them and I’m craking up!

  25. Blossom889 said

    Here’s one!
    Start from the Town. This is because it’s usually very full. Then shout FOLLOW ME FOR ROCKHOPPER! and run into the Night Club. Hopefully some penguins will follow you. If not, repeat this until they do. Then shout it again a couple of times. Hopefully some penguins that were in the Night Club will come up and follow you. Do this in every room you go in. Your route should be like this:
    Town –> Night Club –> Boiler Room –> Pool –> Mine –> Cave –> Hidden Lake –> Forest –> Plaza –> Snow forts –> Town –> Dock –> Beach –> Lighthouse.
    In the light house (you should have loads of penguins following you by now)make an action of going up the steps; but stop where the pictures are. There is a picture of Rockhopper. What do you do? You shout HERE HE IS!! and everyone will get mad and say LIAR! and stuff but you have the perfect excuse; You didn’t lie. Rockhoppers there!

    It’s really funny because one time me and my friend did it, and we were in the lighthouse and everyone was REALLY mad so we left. Then we came back like, 10 minutes later and there where still some people there going: OMG WHERE ARE THEY?! xD It was so funny 😛

  26. kayla29336 said

    I got a good 1 go to the dance club and say your Cadence’s sibling and say she’s coming she’s coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then say follow me and runaway to random places then when they get start ranting about how Cadence doesn’t come out unless it’s Music JAM or Penguin Play Awards
    It’s funny when they get mad

  27. 8 and 9 r my favs i did 3 without noticing i was just having fun but i didnt do the crying part the improvising was weird.

  28. Samimimima said

    THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Samimimima said

    LOL something so funny just happened on CP! I was doing 2 and some penguin walked up and said “I PICK YOU!” and I was like “huh?” and he was like “I SAID I PICK YOU!”. I told him we were not in the pet shop AND I am not for sale or anything and he was like “Oh.” IT WAS SO FUNNY!!!

  30. kayla29336 said

    LOL I HATE WHEN PPL DO THT NOW IT HAPPENS IN STADIUM! GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. kayla29336 said

    OK THIS HAPPENED TO ME ON CP TODAY …
    OK SO I COULDNT GET THE SONG “SO WHAT” BY P!NK OUT OF MY HEAD SO I STARTED TO SING IT ON CP AND I WAS ALL DANCING AND SINGING I WAS SAYING THE PART WHEN SHE SINGS I AM A ROCKSTAR I GOT MY ROCK MOVES IT WAS SO FUNNY ! PPL WERE LIKE NO UR NOT AND I WAS LIKE IM SINGING A SONG AND THEY STARTED PELTING ME WITH SNOWBALLS (it really hurt SO I PELTED THEM WITH SNOWBALLS) AND I WAS LIKE U MEANIES I ACTULLY SAID THT IT WAS AwEsOmE

  32. Sophie 2e said

    i got some:
    If you have an animal costume, go up to a ranodm person and say “FEEEEDDD MEEEE!!” and “IM HUNGRY!” and keep saying this again and again till they get annoyed.

    Run around in a fish costume saying “RAWWR IMA FISH!”

    Find a pair of penguins hearting eachother, and do whatever you can to annoy them eg “Umm we’re breaking up”, “CHEATER!”, “GET A ROOM”, Or just casually walk over and sit inbetween them.

    Go into an open area and say, “Ewww penguins” Or “BEEP BEEP PENGUIN ALERT BEEP BEEP!” and when someone goes up to you saying “you’re a penguin” You can say “Am i? am i really?” or “Eww really? SCREAMZ!!” or “Noooo *then change your costume to a different animal*”
    hehe lol

  33. katie62153 said

    I KNOW ONE!!!! dress up in everything pink like PURE pink and go heart this totally hot guy in black XD THEY RUN AWAY!!

  34. saka98 said

    LOLZ; I love em/

  35. addaplata said

    I have one! Go to the attic or forest and put on the bell or gong or something that makes a noise and for the forest hide in a tree and in the attic hide in the big greenish box In thebottom left(go to the spot where you cant see your name). when people start coming make a noise (keep repeating) a lot of people will wonder what the noise is. I did in the attic (probibly better than forest) and people where screaming “SECRET NOISE!” It was funny but eventually somene might find you.

  36. tugger12 said

    i LOVE LOVE LOVE # 14

  37. Mattie said

    I have one! You could go up to a random couple, and say YOU CHEATER!! and then just start this whole argument. i did it and it was hilarious! i kept saying things like, dont act like u dont know wut im talking about! then i kept telling his gf leave him cause he would do the same to her. OMG it was HI-LAR-I-OUS!!!

  38. Cupcake9063 said

    Hi
    I have another idea dress up as jb ( brown or blonde wig white girl glasses, a dress or bathing suit, boa, and girly shoes, BE PINK )
    And say stuff like trips over ant / wig walls off or what ever and act like a prep and most people will be like omg or eww!
    Remember do it on a crowded server it’s really funny

  39. Molly907 said

    Hi. I am the supreme ruler of Club Penguin, and would like to create a meeting with the two of you.
    Sincerely,
    Molly907.
    P.S. Go to the server Snowmobile at 6:00PM on November 15th, 2012 and go to the Coffee Shop. Molly907 will be there. Thank you, says my pet llama named Gigi the Drama Llama the IIIII

  40. Sabrina said

    Done the table thing, except I think it’s slightly different. I go all the way to the bottom so they can’t see my penguin OR my name and then yell “WOOOO!!!” and “I am the ghost under the table!”

  41. I like crazy thing 1 best, to be honest.

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  44. Mr Tll said

    wow! all of these are so funny i have done most of them, and now i am known as they CREEPY penguin! its really fun!

  45. Neomi said

    i have one first go to the cove then jump in the FIRE make sure you are in any coulour but not yellow or red nethier orange ok than change ur coulour to orange or red or yelllow but a better way is yellow to orange and than red which shows buring animation be sure no lifeguard trys to save u if one does just type losing grip and throws life guard out next put on the invisble costume which can be obatined after becoming a ninja or wear the a GHOST COSTUME DO NOT Wear the pumpkin head or the jack oh latern basket than go and haunt the LIFE GUARDS he heh he and plz reply about ur trip doing this trick and the funky twins PLZ reply and post this there

  46. Tyler said

    Here is a random thing to do.
    Tell everyone you have found rockhopper and hopefully a big crowd will follow you
    then say this multiple times until you have reached the light house and they will complain hopefully.
    If they are really annoyed tell them to form an angry mob to chase you and go AHHHHH or NOOOOO or STOP and stuff like that.

  47. Im444 said

    Heres one dress up like a girl and say “water brakes” in a crouded area and say “someone help my water broke” and if someone tries to help say what are you doing? Or you freak.

  48. Freefall said

    Hey are you guys looking to join an army on club penguin? Join the DBS the double scoop army today! go to this website and join!!!http://cpdoublescoopsarmy.wordpress.com We give out a uniform for free and 5000 coins. and you don’t need to be a member. Look forward to seeing ya!

  49. rockerman said

    the crab one is my favourite

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  52. Starfire 777 said

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  54. Katy01234 said

    Here’s one in the town or a really crowded area and server say follow me to aunt artiic’s house the. Keep saying go to the mine and university run into the act like you run into the woods then click your iggy icon go back dressed up differently and ask penguins what they are doing it is so funny ! ( note : make sure you have alot of penguins)

  55. ivy7777 said

    i have one. ok so act really old. then go find some random dude. then sit on their lap and yell SANTA I WANNA PONY AND A LATTE MERRY CHRISTMAS WERES MY CANDY CANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  56. ivy7777 said

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    LA LA LA I ❤ BUBBLE GUPPIES!! AHHH TOO MANY NYANS!!!

  59. ivy7777 said

    *cries* i killed a nyan.

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    HOW ABOUT SITTING NEXT TO A COUPLE AND CONSTANTLY FARTING?

  63. U JELLY? said

    hai hai!
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    why not you go to a person that is lonley or whatever and say in the chat box “POKES” then enter then write again “HAI” constantly over and over again. Or go to pizza parlor and shout next to someone “DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES, DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES, DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?”

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  65. Kate jones said

    On a popular sever go to a school then go up to a guy ( if your girl ) make sure it’s a popular one with a girl and lot of his friends around him. Then go next to him put a heart then fart , put a heart again and fart again, keep doing that.

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