Crazy Stuff To Do On Club Penguin
Let’s face facts. Without your pals on, Club Penguin can get pretty boring. Well, on this page, we have some good ideas to cause mayhem and make it a little more exciting! Tell us which is your favorite, and good luck doing these random things!
1. Find a dude and stalk them. (this is easier if you make them your buddy.) as you stalk them, yell out, “THE CHEESE IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!” and when they try to talk, push et on the keyboard and you will fart! then invite them to the pizza parlour, order a “mega huge big big giant enormously large cheese pizza” with “all the cheese you got in this joint” (feel free to copy and paste that into the CP chat box). when you finished the pizza, stand up on the stage area thing by the piano and shout, “OH NO HERE IT COMES!” and fart nonstop for seven minutes and fifty-two seconds. after that, go over to someone and say “EWWWW DID YOU HEAR THAT?” and do the sick face icon. if they ask, “hear what?” say “Nevermind…” and run away.
(JuJu got this from yogipen. I also based the idea for this page off one of his pages, but I edited it and made it WAY weirder.)
2. Go sit in the corner of the pizza parlour or some crowded room. put up the sad face emoticon and say “cry cry cry cry cry” and when someone comes over to you and asks whats wrong say “MY ____ RAN AWAY!!!!” In the blank, say stuff like “platypus,” “pet pickle,” “rare orange wart flower,” etc.
3. dress up like someone from the opposite gender. then go over to someone dressed like you (if you have dressed up like a girl then go over to a girl) and put up the “heart” emoticon. if they cringe away yelling “THATS GROSS” sit in the corner and cry. if they put up the “heart” sign back, say, “YOUR DISGUSTING!” and if they protest that you hearted them first, just improvise xD
4. walk you puffle and sit on the edge of the ice berg by the aqua grabber. your puffle will be floating in the water. start panicking and say, ”OMG MY PUFFLE IS DROWNDING!!!!”
5. Go stand next to someone. Don’t say anything, but just follow them around. If they ask what you, “What do you want???” tell them you want a large latte. Don’t say please.
6. Go to the coffee shop and yell out, “who is the boss?” if there is no boss, crown yourself manager and enslave the staff and the costumers. if the boss comes over, say, “i want a job!!!” when you get hired, sit on the couch and scream, “WAITER!!! WHERE IS MY LATTE???” (if you have an apron, wear it.) The goal is to either get fired or start a revolt.
7. go to the Lighthouse Beacon. stand by the telescope and look like your peering through it. suddenly, shout, “AAAAAH THE CRABS ARE COMING!!!!!” put on ur best crab-fighting outfit and say, “dont worry i can protect us all!!!” wait until some random dude comes up. go over to him and scream, “stay back u crab!!!! stay back you filthy beast!!!!” when they talk to you, say, “OW HE PINCHED ME!!!” If you have a friend with the Crab Costume from the treasure book, make sure he/she come out and start wreaking havoc.
8. Go into a really crowded place like the town and say to someone “have u heard the secret?” and then like ten people will come up and be like “wat is it?” and just keep saying like “idk if i should tell u…” and then like say “alright follow me to the secret” and they will all follow u and then just lead on a wild goose chase!
9. say you have found Rockhopper. Lead the (hopefully) crowd to the forest and then quickly go to the Cove. Put on ur bunny ears and Hop on the Rocks. when the people r like, “where is Rockhopper?” say, “right here! i am a Rock Hopper!”
10. Go on a really crowded server. Dress up really normally and walk up to the counter of the pizza joint and say, “GIMMIE THE MONEY NOW” and take it all and wait for the PSA to come and arrest you. when they come in with the cuffs, throw the money in the air and run away screaming. come back in a moment and pick up all the money. then run away screaming, again.
11. find a rare or beta penguin. follow them around and keep saying, “STOP FOLLOWING ME YA FART!!!” and throwing snowballs at them. if they get irritated and people start yelling at you, enforce a group hug.
12. go to the Night Club and pretend to be a D.J. say, “heres a slow one for the ladies.” (if your a boy, yay. if not dress like one) then start hitting on some girls but be really stupid. say things like “tries to act to cool” and “YAWN puts arm around” and stuff like that. hopefully some guy will say, “acts really cool” and be better at flirting than you. if he starts Heart-ifying a girl, run up and scream, ”BACK OF PUNK SHES MINE!!!!”
13. start a Revolution of the Animals! Summon all penguins with costumes that can let them be Birds, Pigs, Mooses, Sheep, anything! Then, go into a really crowded place like the Pizza Parlour or the Town and start annoying people.
14. go to the Pet Shop and pretend to be a baby. when your adopted go to their igloo and act really cute. be normal for a bit, then suddenly change into an old person! (we suggest the beekeeper wig, a uno-brow, and an old pair of overalls) whenever the person talks to you, say, “SPEAK UP DARLIN I CANT HEAR YA!”
15. this one is from Madi, she didnt post it but she told me about it. get boyfriend/girlfriend and get like really close to them. keep doing the Hearts but dont go too far because you will lose them eventually. say, “wait here i will BRB” and go and get ANOTHER girlfriend/boyfriend. do the same thing until you have as many as u want (but i suggest only two or three anymore will be to crazy) then go to each one and say “meet me at the<insert place here>” then, when theyre all together, get all dramatic. say, “i dont want to do this. but i have to. okay. I WATE U ALL!!!!” then RUN!!!! (you have to say WATE because HATE wont get through the word filter)
16. go to the Lighthouse and be a one-penguin band. sing a bunch of stupid songs such as “S.I.M.P.” or the alphabet song. if you have some buddies spread the word that theres a famous singer at the lighthouse you will get a better crowd.
17. OK go into a real crowded place (town most likely) and say “HEY LOOK A BAGEL!” and then sit down then do the fart (E-T) and then say “OOPS.” NOBODY EAT THAT” and if someone says “what?” then just say “uh, here. have a bagel” AND RUN!
18. go to the stage. Then dress up as someone from an entirely different play and start reciting the wrong lines (u can make them up if you dont remember them) and bother the people. Ex. if ur dressed up as Prince Redhood during the superhero play, go up to Squidzoid and say, “I HAVE BROUGHT THE MAGIC MUFFIN U HAVE BEEN AWAITING FOR” and stuff like that.
19. go to the cove and pretend to drown. keep making such a big fuss until someone tries to rescue you. when they do, completely ignore them until you DIE!!! *bum bum bummmmm* then put on a ghost outfit or the invisible ninja suit, and haunt all the lifeguards. Lines: “I WILL NOW PUNISH YOU BECAUSE U DIDNT SAVE ME IN MY HOUR OF MY NEED!!!” or, for a less doomsday-sounding line, “WHY DIDNT U RESCUE ME I MEAN WHAT KIND OF LIFEGAURD R YOU!!!”
20. go to the pizza parlour on a busy server like mammoth or frozen. be a waiter/waitress. wait until someone starts hollering for a waiter and then go over to them and just sit there. completely ignore them when they start placing an order. just sit. then walk away and go to someone else and be a really good waiter.
21. Try to start a party. Not like a dance party, but something where a bunch of people gather in the town with the flying hats or the inflatable duckies and whatnot. This is really fun, especially if you have a lot of people to do it.
22. Do the old “talking table” trick! At the pizza parlour, click on the bottom of the tablecloth and your penguin will waddle to it. But, the table will be blocking the penguin and all you can see is the username…and the speech bubble. Be a talking table. JuJu has some screenies of this on the Fun Stuff page!